I just wrote a fic. It's a short fic. It's not a particularly good fic. But it is something. A something written by me with my own eyes and fingers and brain. I'm posting it straight away without much careful checking or editing, because it's really just me proving I can still write words, which apparently I can. And that deserves a glass of wine, ( Read more... )

I am sitting around feeling apathetic and blah, which I have been mostly doing all day. The slightest bit more of this blah sitting around and I'm going to tip right over into self-pity land, and believe me - nobody wants that! But if I stand any chance of avoiding this I have to go and clean the kitchen or at least do the washing up which is ( Read more... )

Sadly, Leonora's cake tasted of nothing ( Read more... )

Title: Scenes from the End of the World, or The Last Kid on Earth (But One ( Read more... )

Ok. So let me say first that absolutely none of this is my fault. It is entirely down to justwolf, and the fact that she is SICK. Ok, yes, I wrote it, but I used someone else's brain thoughout, thus ensuring that mine remains unsoiled ( Read more... )

Title: Living With the Effects of Involuntary Temporal Slippage -- A Case History
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh RPS
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt
Rating: PG
Summary: Time is weird.
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened in any universe, and I wholeheartedly apologise.
Warnings: Contains little to no sense.

( What do you think time is, really? )

My head exploded. I hate it when that happens. Makes a right mess.

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WHY THE HELL IS IT MONDAY TOMORROW? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? (multiply by forever)

And now! Poetry from the world of tiredness just for you you you you you!

( WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE FROM THE START OR SORT OF NEAR THE END )

Title: Something Close to Silence
Pairing: Master/Doctor, Master/Lucy
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC
Summary: This is probably a fabrication. Most things are. Set between Utopia and The Sound of Drums.

( Something Close to Silence )

Title: A Place Called Home
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Martha
Rating: G
Spoilers: Human Nature/The Family of Blood
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who
Summary: What's so bloody special about being human, anyway?

( A Place Called Home )

Title: Counting
Fandom: Sort of Goth Detectives RPS
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Russell Brand
Disclaimer: None of this happened, I made it up for a cheap laugh, please don't hurt me.
Summary: It was just a threesome without one of the ones, that was all.
Notes: Written for the 'Julian's fridge' challenge at goth_detectives.

( Counting )